- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Monday, February 25, 2008
chuck norris
Who is the man we know was Chuck Norris? I got to wondering about that today while looking over the Superhero Karaoke Party photos. After extensive research on the Internet, here are some facts I unearthed:
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